though it’s vague, lacks concrete targets, and is nonbinding.

“You know, Mortimer, maybe we can attack this ‘climate change’ thing without foregoing yachts and private jets. I say we look at agriculture as a way to reduce carbon. Oh, no - not you and me. I’m talking about all those McDonalds burgers the proels seem to enjoy. They’re practically killing the planet with that low grade beef we raise for them. Tell you what, let’s put a marker on this idea and - at the next decennial convention - we’ll bring it to the floor for discussion. With that, I’d say we’ve done a lot of hard work this week. Let’s go celebrate. I hear they have an indoor ski slope right here in the desert - we can go watch these young kids while we sip our celebratory martinis.”