Let’s write an episode of Frasier, one line at a time! Interesting developments today! Script below!

Rules to start:

  1. We’ll add 1 new line each day
  2. Top comment will get added to the scene!
  3. Lines can include: a. A spoken line by a character (or perhaps a short exchange between a few characters to speed things up) b. A stage direction c. Relevant scene details

The next line will be decided Sunday, July 2 at 9:00pm EST.

After a surprise snowstorm, Seattle is snowed in! Niles has separated from Maris and is spending some time at his brother’s apartment for company. He and Frasier are in the kitchen, Martin and Eddie are watching TV, and Daphne is doing a puzzle at the table.

There is a knock at the door…

Martin “Daphne, would you mind getting that?”

Daphne “Hold on, hold on. I’ve just about put the London Bridge back together.”

Daphne places another piece of her puzzle then scurries to answer door

Lilith, damp from the snow, enters. Frasier and Niles emerge from the kitchen

Frasier “Lilith! What are you doing here?"

Niles “Well this explains the cold front.”

Audience laughs

Lilith “As much as I’d like to return with a clever quip back to you Niles, I’m here on serious business. Frasier, it’s about our son.”

Fraiser “Freddy? Has he been hurt? Oh, I knew that sending him to Sonnet Camp over Christmas break was asking for trouble!”

Lilith “No, Frasier. This problem is much worse. Fredrick insists that he is not going to college.”

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    Martin: Well, nothing wrong with that. I never went to college, and look how I turned out.

    Fraiser: (frantically) Sherry, Niles?!

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    Frasier “But it’s always been his dream to go to Harvard.”

    Lilith “It was always our dream, Frasier. Frederick’s dream now is to become a professional softball player. Finding out his father wasn’t a good softball player did something to him. He seems obsessed with the sport now.”

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    Frasier “You mean of course he wants to go to a state school?”

    Lilith “No Frasier. Frederick doesn’t want to go to college at all. Your aunt Zora has been in his ear. Frederick now wants to become a ‘street person’ like your cousin Nikos.”