This is my childhood relationship with The Batter Spoon.

Do I have a girlfriend now?

Well, you’re already a clueless lesbian, so you’re at least a girl for sure.

https://youtu.be/bQ8A5gRe_Dw

It’s only polite

Me in normal circumstances: “Don’t perceive me, I am not here, attention is pain, under the radar is my happy place”

Me running tech for live events: “Something is fucky on stage mid-song, and I am here to fix it. Fuck your attention, I am unborking a thing here.”

Only for family and coworkers, and the latter only when I’m working.

If I don’t have your number, you can attempt to convince me of your importance via voicemail, or text me like fucking normal.

FAAAAACK

IT’S PIKACHU!!!

Oh, my partners, their partners, and the offspring thereof come to mind.

What can I say? Grew up with a close extended family that was familiar with adoption (both formal and otherwise). Couldn’t kick the habit when I moved out.

He’s mostly dead. Which means slightly alive

Yeah, tried that first, but no banana. Interaction wasn’t available even when he was floating in my new hole :P Warping out and back in got that back for me.

For anyone looking for a solution to this one: warp to another system and back.

This was also said in a context that included a military draft

Oh no! Nuance?? We can’t have that! Put those people in the same box, ASAP!!

Fucking hell, just let people have their distinctions.

We can’t guarantee someone won’t set your cars on fire, sooooooooo… GTFO now.

- Auto show organizers (probably)

Understandable, which is why I’m choosing to not preorder. However, they also have a full refund policy that’s good until your unit is being prepared to ship, and several notifications leading up to that point. One of the best ways to handle preorders I’ve encountered.

The hand-wavy answer is: go check the code and find out, however that’s not accessible to everyone.

The helpful answer is: The code is out there, and the launch date is far enough away that those who do understand it enough to make that distinction should have the time to do so before it ships, so time will tell.

The Rebble folks probably are the closest to knowing, given they’ve been hacking on the current app for the past several years.

My guess is probably not. The target audience probably wouldn’t be cool with it.

Also, there are 3rd party watchfaces and apps that will be available, so that code will need to be evaluated too. So, it’s more complicated than a single yes or no.

So… Yeah, that! Perfect

Nautical-themed pet names unlocked.

Polycule? Partner?? I think you mean a new matey has joined the crew, tyvm.

That’s Leclerc for “English isn’t my mother tongue either, but mama mia, bro”