Awesome 😎 How does this guy still have a job? I mean, everybody likes a dude that turns his life around… But this is like one of those US senators that got caught soliciting… wait —going to check if any of those guys voted for gay marriage 😉

P.S. Feels prudent to save y’all some time and say that I am 100% for gay marriage.

So Canadians elected this dude because apparently smoking crack is cool.

Take your pick:

3 years old I took a corner to fast at Mervins and almost took out my right eye on a glass shelf, 2 stitches.

6 years old I tried to do a backwards wheelie on my bike by jamming my foot in the front fork… while going down hill and carrying a load of oranges in my shirt. Went right over the handlebars, came to a stop on my chin. 13 stitches.

[…] I really wanted a broken arm, so people could sign my cast, but I never quite managed to break anything.

Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.

IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙

I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…

College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower. —Sigmund Fraud

I don’t think it was possible to ruin fractals 😭

So close! 365 is right around the next 4 corners.

Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.

Nobody.

Bruh… they can’t afford to do anything but cheap out. It’s slow motion genocide. With nukes.

This guy watches Exploring the Unbeaten Path :-)

You couldn’t pay me to be an Olympic athlete these days ;-)

• Toilets that don’t flush
• Toilets that do flush, but the outflow is just a ditch behind the “dorms”
• Cipro required for a brief swim in the… we’re doing what now? Am I in the wrong line?
• Seriously, I’m an olympic swimmer… o-l-y-m-p-i-c not the X-Games™???

[slow clap]

I’m not picking on the people… hell, hopefully this project brings a bit of prosperity to the region. Down side, Russian tourists are a handful — search “what air defense doing” for someone awesome memes 😉

I’m sure all those buildings are; well designed, well constructed, fully furnished and, well staffed ;-)

Interesting… going to have to use my phone-a-friend on those calcs, but I always love a good 60’s CIA conspiracy. The shit those fuckers got away with is just bizarre 😅

Sad day.

It’s coming back as a subscription only plugin once the current attempt to rip of sideberry is ultimately forgotten ;-)

My fraudy-sense is tingling… that said, I tossed $6 at some German company a few weeks ago and patted myself on the back.

Remember kids, you can donate to the Signal foundation… Moxie Marlinspike is an international treasure #changemymind 😉

I was afraid of that… saw the signature down in the corner about halfway through writing it. Figured it served the joke okay, no deference to the original artist intended.

I just love the… I don’t actually know if there’s a word for one word sounding like the other? Double entendre perhaps?

Great name, slava Ukraine.

Wow. I guess it’s a shot of espresso and ozempic… feels like we can combine those two things into one shot. Probably have to be like the StarFucks doubleshot™ cans though, peptides don’t like to be hot.