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Luggage doesn’t matter.
Gotta leave the house 2 hours before the 2 hours before your flight. Then board, Then fly. Then disembark.If flight is noon, you leave the house at 8 to be at the airport for 10. Then security theatre (remove your shoes, you’re going to the LaNd Of TeH FrEe!!!).
If you’re lucky, you’re hailing a cab at JFK at 1:30pm.
That’s your “45 minute flight”. 6 hours, if you’re lucky.
slothroptoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•"Never forget" x "It's over, get back to normal"English101·7 days agoDon’t forget to remove your shoes before being allowed to the boarding area.
However, unlike Americans, they can find Nigeria on a map.
That was the yeast of my concerns.
Cleveland steamer.
slothropto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•This is unironically true -- being forced into a car-centric mindset makes monsters out of most peopleEnglish20·12 days agoPeeps are more civil without a 1500Kg weapon at their fingertips.
slothropOPto politics @lemmy.world•JD Vance bashes Justice Roberts as 'profoundly wrong' about Supreme Court's roleEnglish51·12 days agoWhat are these ads, and why are you getting them in your browser in 2025, dude?
They have 2 posts in 2 years…
slothropto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Why do they call it a corn maze and not a maize maze?English36·16 days agoA maizing mazing question.
slothropto News@lemmy.world•Ocasio-Cortez Rips GOP for Rushing Ahead With Medicaid Cuts 'When Everyone Is Asleep'English57·20 days agoSince 2015 or so…
That’s quite the key fob journey, though!
My neighbour would have gone out and leased a new vehicle.
I’m guessing, but it’s likely because the spoken form for a date is normally, 'May 31st, 2025" vs “The 31st of May, 2025”, hence 05/31/25 v 31/05/25.