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2·1 day agojust disable all cookies and make exemptions for some
43·1 day agoI have always used Mullvad Leta as my search engine,
always? Isn’t mullvad leta online for ± 2 years?
16·1 day agoA grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you.”
The grasshopper says, “Really? You have a drink named Steve?”
A duck walks into a pub and orders a beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck”.
“I see your eyes are working”, replies the duck.
“And you talk!” exclaims the barman.
“I see your ears are working”, says the duck, now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
“Certainly”, says the barman, “sorry about that, it’s just we don’t get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?”.
"I’m working on the building site across the road” explains the duck.
Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The Ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says to him, “You’re with the circus aren’t you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!”.
“Sounds marvellous”, says the ringleader, “get him to give me a call”.
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, “Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!”
“Yeah?”, says the duck, “Sounds great, where is it?”
“At the circus”, says the barman.
“The circus?” the duck enquires.
“That’s right”, replies the barman.
“The circus?” the duck asks again.
“Yes” says the barman
“That place with the big tent?” the duck enquires.
“Yeah” the barman replies.
“With all the animals?” the duck questioned.
“Of Course” the barman replies.
“With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle”, asks the duck
“That’s right!” says the barman
The duck looks confused.
“What the fuck would they want with a plasterer?”
33·2 days agoIn the late Middle Ages, such images often were the focus of altar decoration at Christmas, and documents reveal that nuns frequently were given such sculptures by their families upon taking monastic vows.
if it’s safe for nuns, if it was used as “altar decoration at Christmas” in late middle ages, something must be wrong about people complaining about this in 2025!
blocked. bye.
What a waste of time it would be to get you to the point where you realize how stupid what you wrote is.
is this a joke?
a link (on the reference page posted by [email protected]) to a similar dagger shows an acceptable handle
more like “Ottoman style helmet made in Holy Roman Empire”?
what the hell is the Free Imperial City of Nuremberg?
1·2 days agolawnchair user for 5 years.
what i need is simply putting the icon i want where i want + some helpful gestures and flexibility for disabling any widget, bar &c
2·2 days agoyour favorite character or celeb
an interesting limitation. Not just any celebrity that can help with creating a cheeky image. It has to be my favorite celeb?
Nothing’s Carved in Stone is a Japanese rock band formed in January 2009. After Ellegarden decided to go into hiatus in 2008, the group’s guitarist Shinichi Ubukata created Nothing’s Carved in Stone as his solo project. Their debut album Parallel Lives was released on May 6, 2009, debuting at No. 11 on the Japanese Oricon weekly album charts.
how did you write that comment?
Writing implements used to make physical inscriptions include fingers, styluses, ink brushes, pencils, pens, and many styles of lithography; writing surfaces on which inscriptions may be made include stone tablets, clay tablets, bamboo slips, papyrus, wax tablets, vellum, parchment, paper, copperplate, and slate.
why for what exactly?