machiabelly [she/her]

that is so cool! I’d love to try typing with it. I doubt I would want to commit to it though.

lmao this is so dumb. Every campaign promise in every democracy is a bribe then?

I used to use proton until I saw them give info for a warrant. After that I gave up on the VPN thing. If I lived in a country with limited streaming options I might use them but

Margit and godrick were my first two souls bosses. I was super under-leveled when I tried them. It took probably 30 tries for each? It was terrible.

Really though though the worst one was a boss from archvale. I played the game on “hard” without realizing that it was actually supposed to say “hardcore.” I’ve never played a game that I couldn’t beat “hard” in so I tried it. I couldn’t understand why I couldn’t beat the boss. I just fucking couldn’t beat it. I got mad and slapped myself in the face. It gave me a concussion that has kept me out of work for 6 months now. I just tell everyone that I bumped my head on a cabinet. Turns out that hard mode is something that people with thousands of hours in bullet hell games struggle with. That was one of my first bullet hell games, I had like maybe 40 hours total in those kinds of games.

Anyway I don’t self harm anymore because holy shit the consequences of my actions. Well I do very rarely but I hit my thigh instead which is a lot safer. lmao this happened like 2 months after breaking off the inside door handle of my car on accident. I was just trying to open it but it was locked. It just kinda came off. :(

so is lemmy.ml literally just ?