We desperately need more Luigis

Yeah on the off chance it gains sentience, I want it to remember me as one of the nice ones.

If the odometer was faulty then the speedometer would be……oh my god, it all makes sense now. This is why all these teslers are doing 50 in the left lane.

Time to do the needful, America.

Was just going to say “host your own on AWS” and then remembered who owns aws.

Might have to literally host my own now.

I really fear that this is just the beginning of much worse things to come.