Line must go up.

“Noooo! Trump was supposed to bring factories back to the US so I could own one, not work in one!” - Trump voter

I’m correcting misinformation.

You’re splitting hairs. Donald Trump is a delusional malignant narcissist, a stochastic terrorist, and a wannabe mafia don. He speaks in innuendo and “deniable” language: “Russia, if you’re listening”, “You won’t have to vote again”, “I need you to find me 11k votes”.

He doesn’t threaten to invade Greenland, he’s just “going to get it one way or another.”

He doesn’t threaten to invade Panama, he’s just “going to take it back.”

He’s not threatening to invade Mexico, he’s “going after the gangs”.

He’s nearly incapable of envisioning the outcome of his own actions. Nearly all the actions above would result in war. He wouldn’t call it war. Like his idol, he’d likely call it a “special military operations”. But the rest of the world would call it a war. He’s threatening war not directly, but as a direct and predictable outcome of choices.

Of course he never threatened invasion. He would deny he’s ordering an invasion even as he orders an invasion. And the weird shit is, thanks to his mental illness, he would deny it’s an invasion, deny it’s a war, inside his own head even as he gives the orders to do so.

And you’re sitting there “well ackchually”-ing the words of the most dishonest and delusional humans alive, as if anything he says or doesn’t say means anything at all.

He explicitly said he would use “economic force” to conquer Canada, meaning he would break our economy and drive Canadians into poverty in order to force us to join the US. The Idiot Senator from Maine has stated how that would go - no shadows of Canada would be allowed to remain. The violence would implicitly come afterward, because the vast, vast majority of Canadians would not be okay with this - especially since we would not be allowed to vote as states, since Canada is by nature a “blue state” and Republicans would not allow more blue votes. There would be protests, perhaps even Troubles-style terrorism, and Trump would send in the military just like he is currently doing for other uppity “blue” areas like DC and Chicago.

He wouldn’t call it “military”. He’d call it cracking down on crime, just like he is now. But people would die… probably a lot of people.

Trump showed who he was during his first term

And his entire life has shown his complete and utter fucking ineptitude when it comes to handling money. The only reason he has a cent is because he’s been propped up his entire life… and now he’s been given unfettered access to empty the US Treasury into his own pockets.

He SHOULD, but he ain’t gonna.

Feudal lords need to see their peasants toiling in the fields, otherwise they feel sad.

Eeby deeby

Are you sure that would have even been fatal? He’s not using anything up there.

I’m surprised they haven’t tried to deport her as “not a citizen”.

I’m writing that as a joke, but it’s unbelievable how it isn’t as much of a joke as it should be.

That’s probably 90% of the complaint… Donnie be jelly

I’m waiting for the inevitable response executive order: “Nuh uh - Donald J Trump”

(And then all the Republicans clapped)

I picture this spoken by a rabbit in drag.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Stares over glasses Chuckily]

No no, y’see, the actual crime they’re being charged with is “making the people in power look bad”

“But the libruls got SO owned!” - random Magat while standing in the bread lines

🎵 The circle of life 🎵

The world should just stop doing business with us until we can eradicate the stench of tRump from our country.

That’s pretty much happening. The EU and Indonesia, the south Asia countries banding together, Canada and the EU… They’re just being quiet about it because Trump has explicitly said he’ll go on the attack at any sign of countries working together to defy him.

And these changes, like China switching to Brazil for their soy production the first time around, will likely be permanent. Because even when Trump is gone, the people who elected him will remain.

Reminder that all of this is happening because Congress is letting him do the job assigned to them.