Dear God they’re going to burn the country to the ground

At what point do you just buy gray rats? Where in the cost benefit analysis does boiling rats in ink come in?

Behold, I have become the most insufferable man alive!

Also whomever perpetrated the assassination was a hero long before we knew what Luigi looked like

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

Where is the pee stored if they cut your balls off?

Shit I was 3 minutes too late

So you’re saying my Social Security number is still secure?

What a bunch of fucking dipshits

We all know Tim Bluesky is an opportunistic grifter.

Fuck yeah

Raise hell praise Dale

Crazy that the judge’s name is Lawless

Definitely a Facebook kind of guy

I work at a major university. Everything became a black box and now if there is no output, students born circa 2002-2006, who are otherwise very bright, don’t know how to navigate it.

DAMMED

All going according to plan for these fuckers

Network bandwidth rarely approaches 25gb/s in residential applications, it’s unlikely that you will bottleneck at the Ethernet with its current capabilities.

I like this take. My theory is that he passed the time limit on the go-juice and they had to take him back and hit him with another dose. What kind of chemicals are they pumping into this man to keep him shuffling around?

That’s awesome! Wish I could have seen them live. Odd Blood and All Hour Cymbals was the soundtrack to high school for me.