How else are they supposed to land grab for future seaside vacation homes?

Smack the like button like your parents smacked you.

Thanks, Reagan

You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!

I think for some it’s a mix of patriotism and having poor taste in decor. I know people who also have American flag swim shorts, sunglasses, etc. Also, it’s not exclusive to America. My British side of the family (especially the ones who’ve met the former Queen) have a weird amount of UK flag decor too, ranging from clock faces, throw pillows, and even an armchair covered in a giant union jack.

Emasculation, one of their biggest fears. Evangelicals are a demented bunch in serious need of mental health assistance.

Feisty, sure, but that’s his style. He’s the love bug, unlike Horace.

The only self driving car that can be trusted.

They should make bacon flavored stamp gum for the good boi.

• Fistfight with the bathroom.

A freak of nature, produced by two bottoms, Raphael and Lindsay.

TIL you can trademark everyday words in the NL. I need to read more about this!

Edit: turns out this is why

Dutch is so whimsical. I personally giggle at winkelwagen. Winkel = shop, wagen = cart. Also, love that they say helaas pindakaas, meaning “that’s too bad”, but if literally translated means “unfortunately, peanut butter.”

The brain trust should streamline ejaculation surveillance programs instead. Ejaculation without a pregnancy? Right to jail. Right away.

Save the animals, eat the rich.

As someone who formerly worked at a restaurant, I agree.

We were located in a fenced off area owned by the same company that had a string of bars/clubs, so after 8pm only 21+ were allowed in, but on Saturday afternoons the stroller crowd would roll through and let their kids run around making a mess of all the tables.

I’m not against parents bringing their kids out for a meal, but if they’re just sitting there pounding beer after beer and ignoring their chaotic unleashed children then it gets really old really fast.

Mother Teresa vibes?

Indeed. Everything has an opportunity cost.

Do you mean therapy, a relationship, or both?

Yea my bad. I realized I was accidentally scrolling through your posts rather than my main Lemmy page after replying to another thread. Must’ve fat-fingered on my phone. Felt that my comment was valid, even if the thread is old (like Feinstein was).