I’m just glad this furthers the “Travis Kelce can’t play without Taylor Swift” narrative

Well yeah, they aren’t making contact with anyone most of the time.

Well I’m a hater, so I’m utterly OBSESSED with any talented or popular player, specifically when they don’t play perfectly,

Man that’s just delicious.

I’m glad we have the Niagara Falls air base, keeping those sneaky Canadians in line.

If I didn’t know the score and only watched this drive I’d guess the Patriots were up by at least 10 points.

Oh laying some fucking WOOD is illegal now?

I hate hearing announcers say, “That’s pitch and catch.” come up with some new combinations of words already

Oh yeah Jason, describe a good football game to me, that’s that good shit

Oh wait, both Kelces are on bye this week? Why do we even have any games then…?

AWS runs a trillion simulation to predict the most deeply upsetting batch of Thursday night football games