A documentary about watching paint dry would have more character and fun facts than anything related to that evil old hag

It’s amazing that mutilated schlong guy even can have kids. Imagine the crazy NDA people sign to see that busted wiener.

Damn we missed it. Better luck next time

So if you happen to have a thicc Indian accent you need a second guy with you to translate English to English. Gotcha

People who beach their truck generally do very little thinking

It’s clobbering time

Haben wir noch Scheuer Andy, Mama? Leider nein? Leider gar nicht?!

a/muslim/christianity/g same goes for Christianity, funny how interchangeable those are

Yes, if they float they are obviously a witch

I feel you. ‚But my Account is 8years old and I ha e so much comment karma‘… can’t buy shit with reddit Karma and you basically work to make fucking spez more Money. Just delete the Account and Never come back, it’s a shithole anyway and you just want to hold on to old old.reddit

I give him 24 hours. If he can’t do it he’s not a good president, some might even say the worst president they’ve ever heard of.

Ok hear me out: how about he makes MrBeast the ambassador to Russia, that’ll fix it

The Alien repo was a godsend

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I mean… it’s teams. At this point making it worse is hard

Manly men dont wear makeup. That’s such weak sauce. Just sayin

Bavaria?

It’s not. 74% are also not working on convincing disgruntled voters that AfD is just a shitsandwich and not an alternative that would improve anything. 26% for a single party that didn’t exist for long is huge and just shows how sick Germans are of the usual cdu/csu/spd/green/fdp bullshit.

The infuriating thing is that AfD voters would probably be better off with dieLinke.

I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who used one of those before.

lol they can’t even drive from the factory to the parking lot in their fremont facility.

You have to understand that there are people who have better things to do with their time than keep up with foreign politics or arrange their lives around it. You could just say nothing and not shit on people who don’t want to lose a thousand dollars because a nation decided to have shit for heads this season.