You forgot the most important part: With the help of the Bears, you subjugate all three tribes, steal their wealth, murder their people, and eradicate their culture.

SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, JOSH? FUCKING i don’t actually have anything for this

His problem is that he’s stringing too many sentences together.

You’ll love this:

https://i.imgur.com/wn5VDPt.jpeg

Hidden feature: Defines a tariff.admin.impeach function that increments a global counter and does absolutely nothing else

… ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland, ja

So viel Zeit muss sein

Honestly, that portrait looks more human than the real thing. Why is he upset?

Quick maffs

“I am a tough guy. I will be very firm.”

Can’t even sound tough if he tries. Fucking loser that he is.

If you look up “yoink” in a dictionary, it should link to this video.

That’s probably why.