They almost got me with preorder last night, but I was like nah I’ll just wait and see in the morning. I love how i’ve been reading for weeks that “it’s good they made fast travel hard”, like preparing us for a fast travel MTX. Or it’s the greatest character creator of all time, but to edit after you have to spend more money - the game is basically $100 canadian. Absurd.

VIntage Story one of the coziest games around.

Footage from Russian command center.

Now let’s play polar bear, “oh i’m so sad i have to swim farther because of global warming”. Checkmate bears!

Imagine if Sean Murray and Peter Molyneux made a game together…then joined up with Derek Smart!

Or the darn tiny speedy monkeys

He is also able to fart bees!

Definitely interested. Hello Games may have stumbled on the NMS launch, but they’ve more than proven themselves since then!

Stremio-well

How about the hulk with a red lantern ring?

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And then they cheer on your cool tech features, engien choices, and techniques, that really the average consumer doesn’t actually care about.

Yawn - would be interesting to see alternate reality Yahtzee review it when it comes out. I can already hear him complaining about “yet another indie life simulator” or some such.

Lol is this like satire? Who measures things by “the GDP of Maryland” xD

Lol…sure it is.

Crazy that what was considered to be a global superpower is resorting to these kind of jerry rigged attacks.

you talkin’ to me?

Yeah lol xD

Some of Sassy’s special stuff right there!

Possibly worse opening than the Eternals in the article - I literally forgot The Eternals existed lol. And I actually forgot about The Marvels movie.