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Cake day: June 16th, 2023

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  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Rams 1 109
    Eagles 2 101
    Seahawks 3 100
    Colts 4 71
    49ers 5 67
    Bucs 6 66
    Broncos 7 65
    Patriots 8 53
    Texans 9 48
    Lions 10 41
    Jaguars 11 40
    Chargers 12 37
    Chiefs 13 24
    Packers 14 21.5
    Steelers 15 16
    Bears 16 -3
    Vikings 17 -13
    Bills 18 -18
    Ravens 19 -18
    Cardinals 20 -34
    Falcons 21 -36
    Bengals 22 -38
    Panthers 23 -41
    Cowboys 24 -41.5
    Saints 25 -59
    Commanders 26 -68
    Raiders 27 -69
    Giants 28 -71
    Titans 29 -83
    Dolphins 30 -84
    Jets 31 -91
    Browns 32 -104










  • The NFL changed their kickoff rules to force more return attempts, making it more exciting since before it would just get kicked out the back and spotted at the 25. This has been pretty much unanimously accepted as a positive change.

    He thinks anything new is woke and bad. Change is bad. Go back to how things were. Etc.

    Tangentially related, he made an appearance at the Commanders stadium. This is notable because it’s D.C.'s team, he asked to have the stadium named after him, it was a highly racist mascot before being changed which right-wingers still complain about, and he got booed at his appearance this last weekend.