Meanwhile, parrying with Greatswords in DS2. The best of both worlds.

Well, the problem is clearly that it is not.
(In case you are actually confused “duty calls” or “I hear the call of duty” (or “I hear the call of nature”) can mean the speaker needs to take a shit.)

Non-American as well, but I believe GI means “General Infantry”, but in use GI means “Army Man/Soldier” so it doesn’t really matter what the letters stand for.

You would also get the same problem as the op in Norweigan.
Hvor = Where
Hvem = Who
(Hvorfor = Why / Wherefore)
English is the odd one out here, it seems. (Also why I would rather be learning German from Norwegian than English, but oh well.)

Took me a second too, but it’s supposed to be a list of descriptors of the woman in the picture. A better way to form it would be “She uses drugs, but she is also a wife, a coworker, and a grandmother.” with the last three as bullet points.

Hoping to see either a travel montage with a tarnished and a finger maiden as they show us the different locations in Elden Ring in obvious fan service, while working with the central theme of Souls games (immortality is bad and seeking immortality is evil).

Or Melina’s story. Who is she? What is her connection with the Gloam-eyed Queen? How did she know Torrent’s former master? How did she realize her purpose, Marika’s plan, and why does she believe in it so fervently? Why is she burned and bodyless?

I suspect it will actually be something completely different and that the result won’t be worse for it.

Could be Guild Wars 2. There are two scythe the game (I’m not counting staff skins): Necromancer staff, which is a casting implement with mostly utility skills, and Necromancer Reaper “mode”, which gives you a ton of DPS and tankiness until you run out of your saved up life force.

Left one is Norwegian. E55 and E47 are not in Norway, but in Sweden and Denmark (Also would be “fartskontroll” in Norwegian). Max is spelt “maks” in Norwegian (Also it would be a compound word “maksfart”). It is possible that the two images on the right are fake, though.

I feel like Sea Shanty 2 from Old School Runescape is a strong contender. Even if you have never played Runescape there is a good chance you know it.

Also 🇧🇻 🇳🇴 🇸🇯 “These are all the flag of Norway” you might say, and that is correct. But one is for Bouvet Island, one is for Norway, and one is for Svalbard and Jan Mayen (in that order, here). Norway’s national day was recently and it is fun every year to see so many people celebrating Bouvet Island (it shows up first in alphabetical lists).

It’s a character from Attack on Titan. Iirc the character is called Sasha and she gets shouted at for eating a potato during a military drill. Her response is to offer the drill sergeant part of the potato. (Been a while since I watched AoT)

It’s for emphasis, most likely. Italics would have been the more common option, but it still gets the point across this way.

Big Barotrauma vibes.

Before Oblivion Cyrodiil was described as a jungle in the lore. So, Oblivion takes place in Brazil?

Yeah, I consulted with a friend afterwards and he pointed out that what I said was above Farron swamp was Farron Keep Perimeter, where you find the Farron Coal and the twinblades. (Note: I did not tell him my answers, he got to ask but the last one on his own too.)

For the last one you are it right, tbh. I really have no idea on that one.

Can’t identify the last one, so I’m safe. (Also not sure about some previous ones.)

Only problem is that Denmark then und up underneath Finland instead of under Norway (according to the colours of the cats), but I also had the same thought.

Sylvari spotted.

I doubt he planned to kill the player. He was planning to wait at the finish line to beat us to it. Then he realizes who the final boss is, becomes coinvinced he can’t beat it, and reasons that since it is impossible for him it must also be impossible for everyone else. Then he tries to kill us because he is afraid we will prove that it isn’t actually impossible. That’s my read on it, anyway.

Lefse is a larger category. Lompe (also called “potetlefse”) is a kind of lefse. Lefse can also be made from wheat, and there are different kinds. A lot of types of lefser are also eaten as a snack rather than as part of a meal, with either a sweet paste or butter, sugar, and cinnamon on top.