I knew everyrhing I needed to know when the “evidence” presented was “non-human biologics found at UAP crash sites”, which could mean anything from alien corpses in a spaceship (unlikely) to bird shit on a weather balloon (highly likely)
All we need now is the ghost of Diogenes running into congress with a handful of bird turds going “BEHOLD! AN ALIEN!”.
The reports say that he is stable in the infimary, so he won’t die (yet).
Hopefully they’re just debilitating wounds that make him uncomfortable the rest of his natural life.