

I’m an old man, but I’m 90% sure I’m saying this right: Fucking Based.
“What gender are you?”
“Lovecraftian nightmare tentacles”
“But what pronouns do you use?”
“It/Insanity Screeching”
“Hmm, I’m starting to think we mortals might be using restrictive definitions of shit”
I went in for chest pains at the end of last year, I was shocked at how fast I was seen. Once they established I wasn’t dying, I had a pretty long wait but overall service was really good and I paid nothing.
Well, not nothing, I’ve paid taxes my whole life. But I doubt I’ve paid the 6 figures amount that would’ve cost me in the US even if you add all my lifetime taxes together and during that time I still drove on roads and stuff.
Socialized medicine isn’t just a better option, it’s the only moral choice.