The Peter Principle at its finest

Mmmmm…fruit juicy red!

She’s not electric, you wank(el)er!

Who? Me?

But your belly has a pouch

Looks like a micro Lego. Hell, it is a micro Lego.

Why would I give an intruder a treat?

These are not the orbs you are looking for.

Bought it on sale for my Switch. Good humor, and the puzzles and quests were fun. Hands cramp up trying to beat the time trials, but practice gets you far. Wished it was longer, but got my money’s worth.

My God it’s Gordon Freeman!

So sex selective IVF? You mean all the girls were aborted before implantation?

Not to mention his cousin Skid, who went broke buying underwear.

Vegan? Oh? Is that why your handle is a (badly misspelled) word for a rabbit dish??? Hmmmm.

What makes it even worse is Fort Liberty (I will not say Bragg - Trump/Hegseth you assholes), Camp Lejeune, Seymour Johnson, and other military bases are square in the middle of Eastern NC. Enlisteds and their families are often the ones on assistance because military pay is barely enough to live on.

I wonder if Trump knows the price of loyalty when he tries his shit using the military.

Striped flies??? You bumbled it!

Leonard est le chat.

That’s the ocean after global warming. They’re really in Las Vegas.

“What do you want on your tombstone?”

“Pepperoni and sausage.”

And hangnails!

We have to cuss??? Gosh darn it! Fiddlesticks! Gosh darn it to heck! So there! I feel better now.