I’m glad they’re finally going to unlock the secrets of the universe. Been waiting forever for that to drop.

American doesn’t even fulfill its responsibility to take care of its own citizens at home. What a cop out excuse.

Super interesting, I’d love to hear more details!

Good bot.

This is actually from a really good Stuart Jones joke. I was cackling the first few times I heard it, definitely worth a watch:

https://youtu.be/0YAmp7rJLWk?si=koLAibRMUJnmG6c_

Huzzah!

Based

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

“Don’t be evil*

*some restrictions may apply”

Looks like a hoot! Agree with the other lemming in the comments — it’s strange to see Nick cage so subdued in a role, and I dig it.

Must be nice to be allowed to “retire” after making a serious, potentially fatal error, causing financial and bodily harm to a random law abiding citizen.

The is pretty much the conduct I’ve been conditioned throughout my life to expect from police. Unfortunate but not surprising.

I would actually really like this morphology of fig newton. Nabisco, if you’re reading this, get on it.

For sure. It’ll be a banger

This is fucking gold. If trump loses all of his NY properties I’m throwing a kegger!

Are we the baddies?

Absolutely despicable but not surprising…

Thanks for helping to build this kickass platform dessalines! You rock

What could go wrong!