I’m ready, Trekkie Monster!

Glad I could help. 😁

enough cocaine to kill a small horse

Freud?

“The Arrival” with Charlie Sheen. (FYI: That’s not Charlie Sheen.)

Hey, now. I’m Gen X, thank you very much.

BASTA!

“Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”

Yeah, I really need answers about that one. My friend leaves his filtered water pitcher on the counter, and he also said it tasted better than from the fridge. Even on summer days when I biked over and was sweating buckets, I could barely stand drinking it. I would rather get it straight from the tap.

Made the mistake of venturing into conservative “safe spaces” and it honestly makes me feel crazy because their arguments and “logic” are stretched so far. It’s like an alternate universe of absolute insanity. What would it take for these people to believe that maybe the guy who has always been a grifter is actually still a grifter? Why are people putting all their hopes and trust into someone like this man? It really hurts my head and, honestly, my heart, especially when I see some family members falling victim to this nonsense.

It makes you feel so melancholy, doesn’t it? Like a decade ago, I really enjoyed this small YT channel where she did blind playtbroughs of Dark Souls games. She wasn’t much of a gamer in the beginning and started it because her boyfriend thought it would be entertaining having a complete noob try dark souls. He was right. Anyway, she worked her way through all 3 games over the course of about 2 years, but stopped part way into part 3 and never posted again. It’s been like 7 years. I think about it every now and then and check on the channel. I always wonder if she okay.

If you have an android phone, you can use Google lens to scan QR codes on your phone.

Can’t ibuprofen also damage your liver?

Wow. Now that’s a reference I have heard in a long time. More input, Number 5!

Nandor De Laurentiis. Local resident.

Yes. There is a legit plex app on fire stick and roku. It comes with free live TV and on Demand content, but you can also run your own server on your network with your own downloaded content. If you have an IPTV service you can stream that through plex as well.

Note that Jellyfin is a similar app/server that works the same way and is totally free. Plex is also free, but there are additional features behind the pay wall like GPU decoding, PVR service for IPTV, and others.

Life, uh, finds a way.

So good to see Uncle Mike back in the lineup. Even with an 0-4, his presence felt like a difference marker.

I dunno… My wife is pretty witchy, and we have two kids. I don’t think she’s a virgin, but I could be wrong.

I actually just recently, after years of frustration, figured out a technique that works. You squeeze the box near the opening so that it bulges out. Then you can poke it with your finger and rip the top open. Feels like gutting a fish, which I assume now is what they were going for.

4 year olds, man. They’re ruthless.

dude, wtf? That literally happened to me today. I was bringing my kid a bowl of strawberries when I stepped right on top of a little toy house. Me on the floor. Strawberries all over the place. And all my kid could say was “wow, that was scary,” and then went back to playing. Savage.