You’re overlooking hyphenated American immigrant groups from the entire planet who make up the majority of the population (so, almost everybody), Native Americans (nearly everyone else), and the entire fact there are North and South American descriptors (all the rest of the people in the Americas) because those are the names of the continents we live on (all the places).

(Read in MacGruber’s voice)

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Another day, another provocation. This is what he lives for.

2 hands = 1 ounce*, 1 hand = 3-4 ounces

*Ooh, you forgot to scrunch your hands for accuracy

Oh, how very Christ-like of him.

Lock Him Up!³

Deadbeat Dads

Second time since yesterday I’m hearing about a death involving someone wrongfully imprisoned that is dependent on life-saving medication. This is a special kind of evil.

FBI public affairs officer Special Agent Willie Creech told The Globe the bureau does not comment on “ongoing investigations."

Tell it to James Comey.

Why the F does anyone in Canada think they need to capitulate to the absolute worst of America? This is beyond pathetic.

Good going, you guys. Most indicators down here say tourism is down, as it should be. Invest in yourselves. Starve this regime of any funds possible. These fuckers will not survive public opinion when this bullshit finally comes crashing down on their pinheads.

Turning Point Tricks USA

I didn’t respond in time but my favorite thing about this song is it’s a whole-ass sample of this song, Release The Beast by Breakwater.

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