It’s not like he can win a Dem primary now lol

https://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about

https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/

Oh fuck this would be a great way for Elon to offload his unsold cybertrucks

“Where can warp drive take us, except away from here?”

Gigachad Reasoning

Please don’t make me long for AI spam

What new AI slop hell is this?

They made a good call to keep you out, lol

Unfortunately that’s incorrect. As much as I hate Elon, ULA would have been billing NASA cost plus for launches instead of the relatively cheap SpaceX ones.

SpaceX/Starlink is also a good illustration of why you can’t leave that much power in the hands of one man in the private sector

Pretty simple test. Did you ever vote for a Trump nominee? Yes? GTFO, we don’t give a fuck why

Is giving Satan a near-Trump experience ethical though?

Says personal is still free? Not seeing what you’re saying

Writing satire is hard when reality constantly outdoes you

Jim Butcher is also… not great

Insurance policies specifically exclude war :/

Warn your loved ones about menacing, life-robbing black ice.

Musk-Clinton 2028: Bad Decisions Boogaloo

The noncredibledefense memes will be amazing

They will also go dark when it’s overcast outside because they react to UV and not visible light. So your glasses will get dark when it’s already cloudy, which is not great