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OttoVonNoobM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

It's not complicates

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It's not complicates

OttoVonNoobM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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    Russia wants piece… of Europe.

  • EatYouWell@lemmy.world
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    Honestly, if I were Zelenskyy I’d just keep going after I pushed Russia out and invade them.

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      First Russia had the second-best army in the world, then the second-best army in Ukraine, and then they’d be the second-best army in Russia

      • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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        I was looking for this

    • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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      In Soviet Russia, Ukraine invades you!

    • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      Least bloodthirsty American

    • tubaruco@lemm.ee
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      good idea

    • lseif@sopuli.xyz
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      why? out of spite?

      • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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        No, to make sure they stay the fuck out

  • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    Nah we’re way past that. Now you also have to take us to McDonald’s.

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      #freebigmacs4life

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    They will have to moonwalk, so for their propaganda it looks like they’re going towards Ukraine, not retreating

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    Ukraine’s army just needs to do one of these moves and the Russian army will think they are advancing.

    mario cape move

    oh wait…

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    They want peaceful colonialism, though, preferably done in three days.

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    Russia wants peace lol

    Putin is dying and didn’t care what happens after he’s gone

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    for your health

  • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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    Brule’s Rules

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    It’s free real estate

  • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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    I was about to comment on the need for compensation and all that. Then I noticed I’m on NCD

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    Removed by mod

    • Tammo-Korsai@kbin.social
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      Putin’s War to Expand NATO is going great, I’d say.

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      Russia sure as fuck ain’t invading no NATO country so yeah I’d say so.

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