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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

You can't argue with this logic

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You can't argue with this logic

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • magic_lobster_party@kbin.social
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    Sharks never went to church either, and they’ve survived all five of the extinction events.

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      They do go to church actually. All surviving species do. You were just so absorbed in your sinful activities that you never took the time to learn more about them.

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        He died for their fins

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        The First United Church of Chomp

        • saltesc@lemmy.world
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          The Eucharist is surfer blood and sea biscuits.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      The ocean is god’s blindspot.

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        Because the ocean has other gods.

        • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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          Chuthulu?

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      Also dinosaurs were around for about 160 million years … our species ancestors have only been around for about two million and the ones that even remotely look and act like us have only been around for about 50,000 years.

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    Explain this, church.

    • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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      A man of the claw!

    • burgersc12@sh.itjust.works
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      This is one of those so bad its good movies

      • IninewCrow
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        And it has ninjas!

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    How do we know? Dinos ruled the Earth for 165 million years. Humans have only been around for 300,000 years. For all we know, Dinos might have even built spaceships and left the planet to colonize other star systems in the Delta Quadrant.

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      Sanctuary of the holy space salamander

  • lugal@lemmy.ml
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    Neither do ants. They are in sects

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    They ate, fucked, and generally dominated the planet for millions of years until they were taken out by an external factor.

    How’s humanity doing for comparison? We have cell phones, religion, racisim, mysogony, wars, and microwavable bacon. Oh, and we’ll probably end up destroying ourselves because we choose to live where its either too hot or too cold.

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    Dinosaurs never gave me twenty dollars, neither, and see what happened to 'em. That’s not a threat, it’s just a fact.

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      I did hear of one that asked to borrow about tree fiddy.

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    Prove it.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      It’s in the picture bro

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        deleted by creator

  • blahsay@lemmy.world
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    Therapods live! We call them birds. Stay out of church and you might fly like an angel some day 👍

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      Or be as mysterious as Horseshoe crab and coelacanth👌

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      Is this why people insist birds aren’t real?

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        Birds Aren’t Real? How a Conspiracy Takes Flight | Peter McIndoe | TED
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VEkzweBJPM

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    Five services! Is that normal? I remember one, sometimes two, when I was a kid going to church.

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      I thought two was normal. A morning and afternoon service.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      Look… do you want the asteroid to come back?

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      Where I live (France countryside) there’s only one priest for the 4 nearest towns ; he’s rotating churches like 2 on Saturday then 2 on Sunday.

      Guess on weekdays he’s scratching his balls or something someone else’s.

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    How the fuck do they know? Maybe they did!

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      Maybe they did go to church, but I bet it was the wrong one.

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    I thought Jesus rode on them?

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    Those damned dinos.

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