• MajorMajormajormajor
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    1 year ago

    Every part of the universe is oddly terrifying if you stop to think about it. Are cars born? Made? What do they eat and drink (gas?) and do they go to the bathroom? Where did people go, and could a person still sit inside a car? Or are doors vestigial now. Or were there never humans, but then why have doors and trunks?

    There’s a pope car, does that mean there is a god car? Was Jesus car crucified on a car shaped cross?

    It’s best to just think “haha funny car movie” and go about your day.

    • qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1 year ago

      Is an engine swap like a heart transplant? Or is it a…brain transplant?

      I guess heart makes more sense — they both have valves, at any rate.