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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

this is why I am fat

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this is why I am fat

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • someguy3
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    I honestly don’t know what those bottom things are. Deep fried something?

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      Definitely crab rangoon.

      They’re mostly cream cheese, but they manage to be way better than you’d think

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        mistake?

        • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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          Im dyslexic, so I rely a bit heavily on the keyboard to minimize errors from that. But, sometimes it causes others lol.

    • mozingo@lemmy.world
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      They look like crab rangoons.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Exactly.

      Deep-fried I don’t care I’m eating its

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    You stuff hors doeurves into your open wounds?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      You don’t?

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  • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t know what boo-boos crab rangoons cure, but I have a small knife and some furniture with pointy edges, so I’m gunna flail around until I ouch myself in hopes I am awarded this remedy.

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  • mriormro@lemmy.world
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    Hey man, it’s either this or I go back to the booze. Unfortunately both ate pretty fatal for my maladaptive ass.

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    My wife makes a bomb ass Crab Rangoon in our air fryer! I can kill 6 or 7 easily with my meal.

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  • GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social
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    I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      for sedation & pain relief In the olden days, doctors would liquor-up kids too

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    Mmm. All cheese and vaguely seafood flavoured mini-samosas.

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    i’m fat 'cause i’m fly, you ain’t cause you’re not

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    mmmm cholesterol

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