For all those Trek fans, Risa Fans, new fans, old fans and oscillating fans out there … let’s test your Trek knowledge.
Who is this man? And What does he do?
That right there is a union man. He transports strikebreakers to strange new walls.
Good to see Risa hasn’t lost sight of Trek history
That’s The most important man in Starfleet.
I’ve seen exactly 4 episodes of The Star Trek, and in every single one of those episodes, this man suffers but is not allowed to die.
Thats John Risa he’s the guy who treks all the stars
To boldly go… and fix any random transporter accident
That’s O’Brien at work. His work is mostly suffering
That’s Keiko’s husband. I think he’s a plumber.
That’s Keiko’s husband.
Surely she’s run off with Thomas Riker by now.
That’s John Startrek, the titular protagonist of Star Trek.
Little known fact that the entire franchise was named after him
That is the Falcon, dangerous man, sometimes allied with Dr. Hippocrates Noah.
Smiley. Coffee, black, double sweet.
O’Brian and he’s here to suffer. I mean transporter work. And suffering.
A good observation that is often overlooked when it comes to St O’Brien, the Star Trek patron saint of pain and suffering, lesser known as the patron that protects against transporter malfunctions … eh, or causes them, I forget which one it is.
First one, then the other.
I hate temporal mechanics!
That’s Irish O’houlihan, he uses his leprechaun magic to teleport people as a convenient plot device
Miles O’Brien. He fucks.
But not Keiko.
Not even pah wraith Keiko?
Okay, probably Pah Wraith Keiko. But it’s not like she actually wanted to.
Then where did Molly and Kirayoshi come from?
Keiko isn’t telling, but he got a beard in season 2.
Trombone players can do magical things with their Chad lips.
This is Odo from engineering. He has a meltdown every night.
That right there is the most important engineer in Starfleet.
That’s a Leprechaun who stole gold from the Gods and as punishment must live a life of suffering.
