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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish ·
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PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.)

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PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.)

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    1/6… There are 5 more of these out there. Somewhere…

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    Watchout boys, she’ll chew you up.

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      Woo-hoo here she comes…

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      It’s cool. I’m a snack.

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    So you have sex and then die? Where’s the problem?

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      Before you die, you’ll experience flesh being ripped off your face and scalp until you eventually die from bleeding. Maybe the shock will kill you first but I honestly don’t know.

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    Depending on the terrain you may be able to outrun her. Those cleats will give her the advantage on grass and carpet, but if you can make it to a laminate floor, you’ve got a chance.

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      Ain’t no way you outrun her. She can fly.

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    so… no head?

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      Only after coitus.

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    Worth it.

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      The spirit is willing… but the body is spongy and bruised!

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    Doesn’t matter, had sex.

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    https://youtu.be/QUlxnCmnlas

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    As long as she didn’t cut and heat my head afterwards…

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    Stupid sexy Flantis!

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    I can fix her. I can fix her. I CAN fix her. Get me in there, coach!

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