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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Bro is fuckin done

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Bro is fuckin done

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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    My favorite tall joke came from a show in the seventies called Make Me Laugh.

    It pitted a contestant who would try not to laugh against a comedian.

    The contestant was this tall guy.

    Comedian: Wow. You’re tall. Is there really a god?

    Contestant lost immediately.

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      I couldn’t find the video, do you have a link? I feel like delivery makes a good joke great.

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        That’s a needle in a haystack search right there. It’s just one of those things I remember seeing on TV from when I was six. I was six quite some time ago.

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    As a fellow giant:

    Yes, I will get that thing in the shelf you can’t reach.

    No, I will not stop putting things on the shelf you can’t reach.

    Also:

    Why the fuck are these counters so low!

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      As a normal almost 6 foot human:

      Fuck these counters are low

      • hansl@lemmy.world
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        You don’t need to be 6 foot tall to know that most showerheads are placed at dwarves height and leaning in a shower isn’t comfortable. Also, fuck my dad’s shower that is both low and small area. I had to open the door to rinse my head.

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          I used to be self conscious about my height as a teen (5’6" man now). These days I’ve come to love my height. It feels like everything was built just for me. I fit in everything perfectly, except your mom.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          I’m 5’11” and used to have to kneel to shower at my old place

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        As a short af human that’s 4’11:

        Fuck these counters are perfect.

      • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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        As a short dude. These counters are great!

      • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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        Depending on how you define “almost” 6 feet tall, you might be taller than normal. The average American man is like 5’9", and each inch above that gets less and less common

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        As another barely under 6ft human, why are the counters at nut bruising height?

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      You guys have never experienced the low hanging halogen bulb glass chandelier … The amount of times I have burned my ears simply can’t be counted …

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    How short are you?

    What’s your shoe size?

    Is your dick big?

    What is the diameter of the sun in comparison to the equation of an ant?

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      “What… is your favorite color?!?”

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        Red…no Blue…ahhhhhhhh!

    • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world
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      Those answers are on the other side.

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      What kind of ant? We talking bull, black, fire?

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      Yes

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    Clearly the man has suffered serious traumas. He’s a friggin’ eagles fan fercrissakes. That can’t be good.

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      Do your superstitions

      Also, Dee is a bird

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    How does he get in a car?

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      Looks something like this

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      By the door.

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    Biff singing “Stop Asking Me The Questions” vibe

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    I need to make copies of this exactly and hand them out when asked the same question. I’m 5’5.

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    Yeah I have some friends around that height. Might need to show them this, they’d like these.

  • modifier
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    Fair enough.

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    Tom Wilson does something like this as well

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