I’m disappointed in myself

  • DiaryOfJayne@vlemmy.net
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    1 year ago

    The orange and white of your shoes perfectly matches the white shorts and blue underwear. Nice composition bro!

  • abcd@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    Bro you seem to come from the other side of the globe according to your server and doing the same activity as I am. Right now! 😂

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      1 year ago

      I’m jet lagged in Norway at the moment. My pooping schedule is all over the place. Maybe I can cheat by crossing the international date line?

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        1 year ago

        You don’t have to cheat. Just let nature do it’s thing. We are now bonded through a poop log for life. If one has to poop, the other will also feel the urge to take a dump. We are like twins. Poop twins 💩

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              One could also say it was federated like the fediverse: Greg hat his poop, I had mine. Together we both contributed to the federated poopiverse each with individual poop instances

                • Greg ClarkeOP
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                  This is such a beautiful sentiment. My pee flows like a stream to a sewerage plant, into a river, down to the ocean, picked up by a cloud, falls as rain, and is drank by someone else. We’re all just apes drinking each other’s pee and that’s beautiful.