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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Checkmate round-earthers

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Checkmate round-earthers

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Depress_Mode@lemmy.world
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    Meanwhile, human feet.

    Humans evolved to walk on Earth

    Human feet curved

    Round Earth confirmed

    Checkmate, flat-earthers!

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      We need to publish these findings.

      • AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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        Need to thoroughly confirm with more feet pics though.

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          Alright but I have to warn you those are bunions not toes

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Evidence that proves me wrong isn’t valid. /s

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Typical flat-earth-denier with their circular logic.

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    Hold on!

    Is this the reason why my cock is curved?!

    • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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      The curvature of your dick is imperceptible (not because the earth is huge but because your cock is tiny)

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        You dare to make fun of the two inch punisher?!

      • Rodeo
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        The curvature has a significant and sweeping angle, but a radius of mere millimeters.

    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works
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      No, it’s because your eyeball is curved which makes your cock look curved but it’s actually perfectly straight.

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        Ahh parralax

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      No thats actually from wind resistence.

  • Streetdog@sh.itjust.works
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    Some of my friends (people I just know actually) have flat feet = flat earth confirmed.

    I, myself, happen to have a decent arch (not Linux) on my feetsies, it sure feels like I’m always walking uphill.

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      Oh trust me, it would feel significantly more uphill if your arch was the Linux kind.

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        It’s why I prefer the, not need to be said but say it anyway, more stable Debian as a solid foundation.

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      My foot has Arch btw

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        Does it run well

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          Runs fast, but isn’t very stable

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            Bro tumbleweeds while walking LMAO

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              SUSE CEO is a round-earther confirmed!

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    deleted by creator

    • thanks_shakey_snake
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      Imperceptible until about size 14 or so.

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      deleted by creator

  • 👁️👄👁️@lemm.ee
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    Actually it’s curved the other way. We’re just a giant halo ring confirmed.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      My running shoes are like this. They must know something.

    • Olmai@lemmy.world
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      we’re living inside a hollow ball, stars are the cities in daylight on the other side

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    Your shoes are like the top one only because you have small feet.

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      For whoever finds it offensive, it means compared to earth!

  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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    Well, im convinced!

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      I’m convex

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        I’m converse

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          I’m concavejohnson

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          I’m Vans.

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    deleted by creator

  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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    Skateboards, duh.

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    Our feet has arches to compensate for the earth’s curvature. It’s the global flat earth cabal together with big shoe to sell us the lie to fund big shoe.

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    Then how do you explain this? Checkmate, anyone who doesn’t see the halo 😎

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      The world is concave. Even the “flat shoe” confirms it.

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    our feet are like that (or, they’re supposed to be). and shoes are made of flexible material, precisely so that they will flex to the curvature of the earth.

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    Can someone do the math on what the circumference of the earth is?

    • saigot
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      it’s 40000km If you do the math it works out that the drop is about 6nanometers per foot

      • remotelove
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        So we are always walking downhill. Nice.

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          Only if you’re walking east.

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            And Weast

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      I did some quick math and I found that it’s at least 120 inches.

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        Interesting if true

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          Here’s my methodology. I took my tape measure and laid it flat on the ground in a straight line. My tape measure only goes till 120 inches and it didn’t go around the world. So I concluded that the Earth must be longer than that.

          Lmk if you spot any errors in my calculations.

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        That seems high.

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      Measured around the poles, the circumference is 40,007.863 km (24,859.734 mi)

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        I meant with the angle of the shoe

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          Like a human sized hamster ball give or take a head

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    Something something manifold.

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