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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Geologists are scrambling to explain this

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Geologists are scrambling to explain this

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    The Rock, Chris Rock and Meth Rock.

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      Thanks, I didn’t know who the white guy is. Is he worth checking?

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        If you aren’t being sarcastic, it’s kid rock.

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          Wait, I thought Kid Rock is the guy in the middle. I haven’t seen him. For some reason I thought he was black.

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            Well, i suppose he… is… an american badass.

            But no, he’s some white guy that does bad “raps” over other peoples songs.

            • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip
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              No, that’s the Undertaker

            • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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              The more you know.

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                Used to like a few of his tunes, but he’s gone so bat-shit, over-the-top right-wing I just don’t want to hear him.

                I can usually ignore performers personal beliefs, at least a bit, but I do mean to say, he’s nuts these days.

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                  There’s the normal “little whacky” that pretty much every major celebrity is. Then there’s whatever the fuck kid rock is now. My god.

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    It looks like Chris is trying reaaalllly hard to hold in a redneck joke and Dwayne knows it.

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      The redneck joke is already on his left.

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    Jroc

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      Removed by mod

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    Makes sense. You need geological time scales to describe how old that BlackBerry is that the person is holding.

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    It’s hard the believe they’re all related

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    Dwayne Johnson, Chris Rock and a gaping, dribbling asshole with legs?

    I’m not seeing the connection.

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    Good rock. Cool rock. Trash rock.

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    Jazz in a Geologic Timescale

    By

    The Chris Kid

    Also thats 100% a wax model of chris rock…

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    Rock and stone

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      Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

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        For Karl!

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    Paper and Scissors were unable to attend.

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    Rock Hudson was sadly quite dead by this point.

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