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vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Your mission is to ruin a baby shower in 6 words or less, what you say?

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Your mission is to ruin a baby shower in 6 words or less, what you say?

vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • cpoc@lemmy.one
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    You’re keeping it this time?

  • FarceMultiplier
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    Have you told him it’s mine?

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    Sure it is yours?

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      Yes.

      My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.

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    Hey guys, I’m pregnant too.

  • bukkat@lemmy.one
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    “So, who’s the father again?”

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    Did the abortion fail?

  • ImplyingImplications
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    Are you keeping it?

  • concrete_baby@sh.itjust.works
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    When’s the funeral?

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    You’re under arrest for child abuse

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    A baby? In this economy?

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    “So who’s the father this time?”

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    “Too bad your boyfriend couldn’t come.”

  • philluminati@lemmy.ml
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    Oh it’s not that kind of shower?

  • alnilam@feddit.nl
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    Everyone here a potential father too?

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    “So, are you planning to circumcize?”

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