Wait… if she “got fingered” who did the fingering. Where is that person who sees a naked person in public while walking home and thinks “oh, sure, I’ll go finger her. Just for kicks.”
It was the blind man who fingered her.
It’s what caused the blindness after.
Hello, yes I’m here.
I may be going to hell, but did anyone else here this in Jeremy clarksons voice?
Today on top gear, …
“I ride a motorbike naked. Hammond gets fingered in the street. And James punches a blind man”
Guitar Riff
Some say he once rode a motorbike naked and got fingered in the street. All we know is, he’s called the Stig!
Fuck that, she’s living her best life!
well, is it A mess or A mazing?!
Yikes.
Sounds like a good time to me! Maybe I need to re-evaluate things …
Here’s where the Oxford coma would have really helped.
I mean… would it? Is there really such a massive distinction between fingering yourself in the street whilst punching a blind person and fingering yourself in the street and then punching a blind person?
Yeah there is, someone who can multitask is much less of a mess then someone who can’t.
Coma seems a bit much, really.
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Headline misses out the racist assault on police officers, too. Can’t beat Woking for a big night out.
https://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-rode-motorbike-naked-sex-street-punched-blind-man-7188798/
For those cops it was the greatest night of their careers, for her, it was Tuesday.
The plaintive single tear looks so poignant next to that laundry list of sin and wanton abandon.
As a phasmid once said, humans are a violent and irrepressible miracle.
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Ah, to be young again…
She’s got the life I want.
Are we that hard up for reposts that we’re going all the way back to 2017?
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Santa’s granddaughter isn’t doing much for the family name.
