remove u/spez as reddit CEO and replace him with Richard Stallman

I would wish for a large, stable passive income source, for my health to be brought up to a good level (I have a lot of chronic health conditions), and for every military weapon on Earth to suddenly cease functioning permanently (including military weapons sold for civilian use, like AR15s)

1. The ability to control how much fat my body stores regardless of what I eat.
2. That I never get any disease
3. $100,000,000, with all taxes already paid, deposited into my bank account

I would wish for universal food, education, and healthcare for everyone in perpetuity.