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Chris@feddit.uk to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 2 years ago

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    I don’t want this to be real, but I know it is because of the pixels.

    If digging the hill to set a foundation was too much work, I’d hate to know what the rest of the building (and plumbing and electrical) looks like. But who am I to judge without knowing the situatuon… maybe it was a mountain made of diamond.

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      maybe it was a mountain made of diamond.

      People are selling Minecraft real estate now? Damn.

  • TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world
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    Looks like a restroom from an old skating rink from the 1970s. They put an uphill slope to the urinals. You’d be peeing and start rolling backward. That place smelled of urine. I hope the owner regretted that decision every day he owned it.

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      He loved it

  • Martineskirt@lemmy.world
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    I don’t even understand how you would end up with something like that.

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      They hired their friend’s cousin’s roommate’s brother who was a “really good” general contractor in a county with no inspections.

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        And he subcontracted it to an alien from a non-euclidean universe.

  • ben16w@lemmy.world
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    I imagine the tiling was a total pain in the ass to do, even to that standard

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    Seems like it is some sort of optical illusion.

    Except it isn’t.

  • AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s like that bathroom from Parasite, but somehow worse

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    That toilet is on top of what?

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      The mortar joining it to the floor is just poop.

      Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.

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    Finally a bathroom that is as constipated as I am!

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    Hell no. It’s like something from Saw.

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    Free skatepark!

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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    No way. Not even if I was going to pee my pants if I didn’t go. I’ll walk home with wet legs.

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    One of the three rules of plumbing.

    Shit rolls downhill.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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    I’m always up for a toilet challenge but draw the line at anything that could be from a horror film.

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    Client: You ever get to the end of the forest temple? Tradie: Say no more.

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