After seven years of La Nina conditions, the surface temperature of the central and eastern tropical Pacific Ocean has warmed again, signalling the switch to a global El Nino event. Here is what Canadians can expect this El Nino winter.

After seven years of La Nina conditions, the surface temperature of the central and eastern tropical Pacific Ocean has warmed again, signalling the switch to a global El Nino event. Here is what Canadians can expect this El Nino winter.

  • RagingNerdoholicEnglish
    713·
    1 year ago

    WARMER AND DRIER

    In the parts of the country that feel the effects of El Niño the most — western and central Canada as well as the Great Lakes — temperatures over the winter and possibly into spring will be warmer than average.

    As someone who lives in the frozen asscrack of Canada, thank fuck. God, I hate winter so much. Shit’s all gonna collapse within a few decades anyway, might as well enjoy what little relief from frigid hell I can get.

    edit: not sure what the downvoters are disagreeing with here. That the cold sucks ass or that civilization is heading at light speed towards collapse?

    • Phil_in_here
      6·
      1 year ago

      Your main problem is heating such a large space. A small fire directly on the clothes you’re wearing will give you the brief respite from the cold you need! It’s cheap and easy!