• Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Considering bears are 8ft long 900lbs killing machines an 86% survival rate is actually pretty fucking good.

    Also if you’re dumb enough to downplay the danger involving grizzly bears for any reason you’re not going to live long anyway

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      1 year ago

      Pretty sure that is another way of saying 86% of people can successfully play dead.

      Remember folks: If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s white, goodnight.

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        1 year ago

        Except some black bears are brown, so fight back if it’s a brown black bear and lie lie down if it’s a brown not-black bear (grizzly)