“Get ready to not freak out. On Wednesday, October 4 at 2:20 p.m. ET, every TV, radio and cellphone in the United States should blare out the distinctive, jarring electronic warning tone of an emergency alert.”

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    No, it’s not a national conspiracy to infect people with nanoparticles.

    Lol

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    I’ll be in a status meeting with my Canadian colleagues. I sense an opportunity to mess with them, here.

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      “Whoot was that eh?”

      “The American call to arms. It has been a pleasure to know all of you in times of peace. I hope you all fair well and survive the battles to come. I suggest you surrender your petroleum products to the embassy before the conquest reaches here, that is your best chance at survival.”

      And just walk out of the room whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

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      We test the same system in Canada a couple of times a year. They’ll be familiar with it.

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        Ours is a lot different in sound and use, but those who live near the border will also be very familiar with the American EAS.

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          Everyone in Canada who has cable TV knows what the American EAS broadcast warning sounds like.

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    Cool. Another alert that will make it more likely that I’ll ignore an actual alert.

    My phone keeps sending me amber alert/silver alert messages from the other side of the state. I live in the Rio Grande Valley in Texas. I get these alerts from El Paso. El Paso is closer to San Diego than it is to me. Las Cruces, just on the other side of the TX/NM border from El Paso, won’t get an alert but I will.

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    Good. Now I can bring a pair of pants that day because I shit myself where ever that annoying noise goes off

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    Did anyone else read it as 4:20 for a second and think it was a joke at first? Just me? Okay.

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    kwel. News communities over on lemmy are becoming as on Reddit: US news

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    I heard if you don’t start furiously fellating an effigy of president bidet, you will receive a 5g covid pegging.

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        Who shit in your Cheerios this morning? Half this thread is just you bitching about other people’s sense of humor.

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          Nobody. I’m just calling out bad humor for what it is.

          If you don’t like it, then maybe you should learn to take some criticism.

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    Hmm, interesting that this is going to be a worldwide event that is going to affect every Lemmy user no matter from which country they are…

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      … you dropped this /s right?

      Edit: y’all, the article makes zero mention of this test outside the US

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        Not sure. I’m somewhere lost in Eastern Europe and i’ve been hearing about this supposed test all day.

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          No shit? Per the article posted, it’s supposed to be a US national test, hadn’t heard about it in other countries.