• LolaCatOP
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    10 months ago
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    coughloop

    gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all


    coughloop

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    thyrell 1m
    gods greatest gift was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth so that we might never run dry of the joy of seeing a cool rock

    ..ive been such a fool


    thyrell

    thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day

    [Forum signature that fades from pink to red with a diagonal line pattern going across it, at the right end of it is the text ‘thyrell’ in all caps.]


    coughloop

    *gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*


    thyrell

    ow what the hell

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Enjoy cool rocks while you can, you might get shipped off to war and your brother gets both depression and a hero complex over it, causing him to get sold into slavery where he bonds a wind elemental.

  • Kowowow
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    10 months ago

    I wonder how long till we run out of skipping stones and have to resort to artificial ones