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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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    Depends if I’m passenger or crew. Working a ship sounds like a way bigger pain in the ass than my job.

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      You’re the guest of honor who tries to interpret an ancient treasure map that you inherited from a distant relative.

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        You had me at Y.

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          You had me at Trans.

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            insert generic reddit comment chain ending in blank comment

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    • TheHellDoIKnow@kbin.social
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      Actually, it’s pretty alright! Being below deck during rough weather sucks and the morning after shore leave ain’t great either. But it wasn’t a bad gig.

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    How am I supposed to traverse Antarctica (a continental land mass) in a big wooden ship? Does the ship have wheels and sleds? Because Antarctica is a desert. A cold one, yes, but still a very-much-hostile-to-sea-faring-wessels desert.

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      Someone will have to get out and pull

    • Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world
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      You ever seen the movie Fitzcarraldo?

      • JokeDeity@lemm.ee
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        No, have you seen Bunganormous?

    • p1mrx@sh.itjust.works
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      Just wait a decade or two.

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        Antarctica is still a landmass. With mountains and shit.

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          Details my friend, details, we’ll figure it out on the ship.

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          Maybe the melting ice will create navigable rivers?

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    I’m questioning the logistics of dragging ships along across the antarctic mountains, but as long as I am one of those riding the ships instead of dragging, I’m game.

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    Why does this feel relatable

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      Because it’s a mission with purpose. Real purpose, not the “hit that deadline” purpose.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      It’s an urge deep within us all.

  • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works
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    So we gotta be trans to go on the trip?

    I mean if that’s the price… 😂

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Yeah, I think so. And then I guess they make you reverse it on the return trip. Maritime rules are weird.

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        I will trust you on that. I’m only well-versed on Bird Law.

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        When they put it back on, can they put a bigger one back on instead?

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          I don’t see why not

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    Transatlantic, yes, but not transantartic. I do not like cold.

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    It doesn’t even have to be wooden. Just give me an excuse to wear a big wool turtleneck sweater and a captain that looks this picture of Earnest Hemmingway and I’ll do whatever

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      Can I also wear a big scarf while I gaze contemplatively off the port side?

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        It would be weird if you didn’t

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    My roommate went to Omega Mart a few days ago and all she got me was this pack of chewing gum and maybe covid. Hopefully not the covid, but she’s got it right now. :/

    Edit: got the covid too.

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      Amazing.

    • Amends1782
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      I love this so much. Did you make it or just have it lying around? It seems so niche I’m inclined to believe you made It lol

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        It came from Omega Mart, which my roommate visited when she was in Las Vegas a few days ago, I just took a picture of it.

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    Just going to leave this here…

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      Very nice. Difficult choice between that and an Airship

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        Cool! Looks like that’s a few years out yet, though.

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          It’ll give you time to save up the $200,000 usd

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      12 grand for the 22 day trip, before the fares to Argentina. Not too shabby.

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    Would probably still be warmer than some of the offices I’ve worked in.

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    The fuck I would.

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      Yeah I know the success rate of those things and I’m not a huge fan of long pork

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        Shit I just want the office job so I can quit being killed for nearly minimum wage. Plus I hate the cold.

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          I just want food service workers to be treated like actual people. I love cooking food but between corporate and customers I’m at a limit 😮‍💨

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            Same here. Never been in food, but retail is definitely it’s own nightmare. Here’s hoping for the both of us.

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        Have you tried the ribs or belly? Goes well with a bottle of Chianti 👌

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    The sea is a cruel mistress me hearties 🏴‍☠️

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    I don’t know if, knowing what I know now about how Shakleton’s trip went, I would sign up for an expedition on the Endurance.

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      If you sign up for an expedition and things go wrong, you better hope it’s with Shackleton.

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        If I remember right, he hammered nails through his boots to make primitive ice cleats, hiked out of there with a small group to safety, then immediately returned with help to rescue his men. Dude was a badass.

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          Their journey is so unbelievable. He and a few of his men sailed 800 miles, essentially in a lifeboat, in the worst sea on earth. When they landed on South Georgia they were on the wrong side and had to hike over the impassable mountainous island to the encampment.

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          Their expedition ship sank in the middle of the ocean and yet he still managed to get all of his crew members back to safety alive.

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    Many good jobs from the past are no more such a shame.

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