I remember making butter in kindergarten by putting the cream and salt into a little bottle and just shaking the shit out of it all damn day. By the time we went home, we had about half a stick of butter.
Alright, from the picture, I assumed they were squeezing cream in their hands during the run and the sweat was involved in the process. I am very happy that is not the case.
tl;dr - they run with zip lock bags of cream and salt and try not to get too warm, but it does all work.
You can make butter while fucking too…
It takes longer than 30 seconds to make butter.

Whelp, I guess I’m never eating these again.
sterile processing tech at a hospital
Not the most confisence-inspiring thing to read after seeing that photo
Perfect for a little butter on the nips to prevent chaffing.
Great idea. I used to put bandaids on mine.
What an odd wonderful thing to do. I love it
Fuck yeah! Lower your risk of heart disease while you make shit that raises your risk for heart disease. Oxymoronic.
Big Run trying a new customer retention strategy.
Sprint till you get a stroke, then use the butter to stroke it.
So what you’re saying is, a risk-free way to consume butter? Sounds like a win to me.




