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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Would that be a.....snail trail?

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Would that be a.....snail trail?

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    That’s a green flag

    • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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      “Hold on, I need a squirt from my lube snail”

    • takeda@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, don’t even need a strap on for pegging ;)

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        I don’t

        But other people probably do

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    If she has a lube dispenser by her bed of any kind you’re in for a pretty fun time I would think

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Oh, did you want to come over to my house?

  • Skoobie@lemmy.film
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    That’s how you turn a date into a relationship.

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    Biggest green flag ever!

    • schema@lemmy.world
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      Yeah. Instant keeper.

  • Margot Robbie@lemm.ee
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    “Oh, that? That’s just my buddy, Escargot Robbie. What do you mean that’s weird?”

    • helixdaunting@lemm.ee
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      Escargot Robbie

      Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

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    Honestly I would play with that all night and the girl can F off

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    That’s a sign that she’s clearly a slug.

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      A slugger in the sheets maybe LUL

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        As a Dead by Daylight player I don’t like sluggers(its when you down someone, but instead of hooking him you hunt the next one risking the one you already downed to get up again, but if successful you have 2 or more downed survivors).

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          I was meaning slugger as in the common American trope of a baseball player that hits home runs regularly, didn’t know Dead by Daylight had those!

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    Oh no

    • EddoWagt@feddit.nl
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      I just are a grape

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    So she uses a plastic snoil instead of a real one?? Meh, orange flag.

    Or maybe French flag if she kept eating the real ones.

  • 10_0@lemmy.ml
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    Green flag?

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    I would fuck her twice 😍

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    Decoy snail

  • teuast
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    take me to snurch (snail church)

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    It’s like snail snot lol

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    Waifu material right there

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Would you show her your katana?

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        A fruit knife at most. But of excellent quality.

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          But the blade is bent to the right.

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            A bent knife bleeds deeper.

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