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TheftReclaiming your surplus value
Cadbury? Really? That’s gone to shit these days. I wouldn’t even buy it from a shady looking drug addict in an alley!
Now Lindt, on the other hand …
Who are they warning? Most people don’t own stores
WF here sells bougie gourmet chocolate that is very expensive, but they steal the cheap stuff that isnt that good. also drug addicts are targeting things like ice cream mostly here.
Is this going to be like stores before claiming shoplifting to jack up prices when it was really poor planning? But also rofl about the video of the person dragging a whole shelf out the door.
Remember, if you see anyone stealing food, no you didn’t
Chocolate though? That’s not even nutritional. There’s gotta be a line somewhere unfortunately.
So people who can’t afford stuff like chocolate just don’t get to have it?
Nah, fuck that noise. Corpos can suck it
My line depends on if the entity being stolen from is also a capitalist one stealing wages from their workers as profit or locking up/poisoning the food in their dumpsters.
Pretty easy rule to go by.
And the food thing isn’t for liability purposes in the US like people believe. They’ve been protected from liability for donating closed to expired food federally since the 90s.
I’d be shocked if Europe didn’t have the same protections.
I guarantee you aren’t the one to decide that. Mind your business
It’s dense empty calories. The kind of thing you need living below freezing
There’s not exceptions to the rule. It’s not a judgement call, it’s likely survival going on and your job is to stay out of it
What if they’re stealing chocolate to sell to gangs for drugs?
Better than kids.
Respect the hussle.
He said a shelf of chocolate could be worth £500 and the group had spent £3m on security and other measures to prevent thefts.
And how’s that working out for you? … Oh, so, you’re just passing the costs of both the theft AND the security along to consumers, and then declaring that as profit and keeping it in your own pockets? I see, I see. Interesting.
Stealing them to order? As in someone is requesting they steal them?
Yes. You go on the dark web, post a request for chocolate and wait for offers. When someone agrees to get it you transfer them half of the payment in crypto. They leave the chocolate behind the toilet tank at King’s Cross (western entrance toilet, 3rd stall from the right) and you send them the other half of crypt after picking it up. You can save up to half a crown, depending on the type of chocolate you’re getting.
Can you hear these chocolate thieves talking to you, Tesco? Are the chocolate thieves in the room with us right now?
The stealing makes them taste better
If it’s not stolen from a store in the West Midlands region, you have to call it “sparkling cacao”.
do you mean “the secret ingredient is crime” (-super hans, peep show)
I just don’t buy that there’s a market for bootleg chocolate…
(opens coat) “Heyyyy, uh, can I interest you in a Hershey bar? Maybe some Twix?”
There’s a massive market. I’ve been offered all sorts in a pub. Chocolate, Gillette razors, batteries, aftershave, meat. Usually carried in a large hodall, rather than a coat!
What kind of meat?
If I were making a list of things I’d never buy from some bloke at the pub, dodgy meat would be high up. My memory is hazy, but I think they were pork chops.
I remember addicts coming through the hood to sell steaks, laundry detergent, anything to chase the proverbial dragon, rabbit, etc.
It would be a huge ROI for society to actually address issues causing addiction and the ills that go with it, but it’s not fast, flashy, or serving the right agendas, unlike the illicit drug market, prison and military industrial complexes, and unlivable wages. And that’s why the illicit drug trade, unaffordable pregnancies, and human trafficking aren’t meaningfully addressed.
They genuinely can’t comprehend that people steal food because they’re hungry, everything is a mode of commerce to them.
Recession indicator.
The next time you see a kid selling chocolate bars for a charity, if you buy them you could be funding a criminal enterprise 🤣.
But in all seriousness who are the thieves selling the chocolate to?
Weed man sells sodas and snacks
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