Nothing.

Train your kid to be the biggest lie-in stealin scammin bastard in the world.

Dont you want your child to succeed in life? Why are you holding back their potential teaching them to do good things?

Lemmy’s disdain for out-of-left-field comics dropped by burner accounts is almost, but usually not, as amusing as the comics themselves. Call-out activity is so pointless and rote that its indistinguishable from the posts, approaching “feature, not a bug” territory.

Don’t trust people.

“I guess we learned not to do it again.”