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They would never be this clever
I thought this was a real headline.
I’m not convinced it isn’t.
I definitely believe this could be happening
I hear they try to sync cuming in the theater to when she says “It’s Morbin’ Time!”
Well I just got onioned. Thats hilarious and I wouldnt be surprised if it was still true.
Once again onion your stories are totally believable.
The best satire is the one that could be true.
If you cum in the theater, please make sure there’s someone to swallow everything so the theater staff doesn’t have to clean up a mess.
