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slothrop to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

White House Denies Flickering, Green Trump A Hologram

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White House Denies Flickering, Green Trump A Hologram

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slothrop to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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WASHINGTON—As concerns continue to mount regarding a potential decline in the president’s physical and mental health, the White House issued a statement Friday denying that a flickering, green Donald Trump was a hologram. Administration officials dismissed claims that the president had been wavering in and out of focus during recent public appearances and asserted that […]
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    “Vigorous corporeality” is a great phrase.

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    At least his aides wouldn’t have to deal with the hologram of president Poopypants shitting itself.

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