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Washedupcynic to Political MemesEnglish · 4 days ago

I would rather have the speeding ticket.

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I would rather have the speeding ticket.

Washedupcynic to Political MemesEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • ArmchairAce1944
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    I wouldn’t be surprised if many people who did go see it were blackmailed in some way.

    • CaisideQC
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      Not necessarily blackmailed. Just bribed.

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        Can they try to bribe me? I mean they can pay me in advance and I will pinky promise I will go watch it… or maybe they can bribe me with cash, like around 100$, but also a half bottle of whisky or rum to make it tolerable. I’ll just mix the stuff in the large sodas they will provide (and I will need take frequent bathroom breaks to take a few nice long pisses).

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          that sounds awesome. Id totally join you for that! (as long as the money is e-transfered beforehand)

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    Id be the same way.

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    And it’s mandatory!?

    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      ICE will find you and bring you to the theater.

      • Glytch@lemmy.world
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        I’d rather be shot in the face and called a stupid bitch.

        • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          That’s very patriotic of you.

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    I’d take the death penalty

  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

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      Or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.

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        A man of culture I see!

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        Or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with AMERICAN beer.

        FIFY

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          Sorry, but you can’t fix perfection. This is the lyrics to AVGN!

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    Would rather they just impound my car.

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    Banjo jokes for the modern era

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    Quickly back up and hit the cruiser. Can’t see Melania if you’re in jail.

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    Thats where $7m came from…

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